Monday, November 22, 2010

School Holiday

 The meaning of this holiday is to celebrate how magnificently amazing school is, by taking 6
months off of school.  By taking this time off of school people can realize how school is actually the best thing in the world for you.
This holiday originated in china town, new york. 3 small men said, "hey, i like school. We should celebrate." So they proposed their idea to the governor of china town, new york. This guy liked it. He sold it to famous rapper MC hammer, It went 300 times platinum. Everybody in the world bought the album. Twice. The song just happened to the favorite song of the president of the democratic republic of the Congo. So the vacation was started. It slowly grew. Then USA caught on and threatened everybody with their missiles (except china and the koreas) to make this holiday mandatory, thus creating school day.
 There would be nothing special that would take place in these 6 months, this would resemble what we do in regular school days.
My favorite holiday is Christmas, i like it when it snows outside because i can jump off tall structures and get way less injuries than when i jump off building in the summer! This holiday has not lost any of its original meaning to me, i can remember feeling some of the same feelings every year. This holiday has been packaged and sold... we buy a Christmas tree and then we dance around it on Christmas eve, then we cut off some needles, boil some water, and then makes some tea. We all hate them. they taste like trees, and tree put together.

(to be read in sarcastic voice)

1 comment:

  1. Ha Aiden! Best holiday i've ever heard! Six months off of school... I am totally down for that. I would love to sleep in and not have all the stress of homework and getting up early for school. I think I would get bored though, because by the end of summer before school starts again in September, i'm usally really bored, so i don't know how i'd handle six months. To get the eduacation and lessons in school taught in time for the six months off, would kids stay at school longer and not have weekends? Or would you just not move through the material as fast, and just not learn all the material of the ciriculum in the school year? I love the hoilday and I wish it was really real!!

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